An Unlikely Visitor

You aren't serious.  You can't be serious...

Hi!  It's me, Tux again.  Can you hang on for just a second?  I need to speak with Foster Mom for a second...

No.  Absolutely not.  I'm putting my paw down on this one.

I wore the green hat.  I've worn scarves and sweaters

I will NOT wear bunny ears.

A treat?

How good of a treat are we talking here, Foster Mom?

Really?  Well, in that case...

Hi again!!  It's been explained to me that this Easter Bunny fellow is not for chasing - instead, he evidently brings yummy treats to good puppers all over the world.  (I'd love for someone to explain how he doesn't get eaten by sharks hopping through the ocean, but I digress.)  That's a pretty generous rabbit bringing stuff for retired greyhounds, when you think about it.

And for super awesome, sweet, loving, Tuxedo hounds who wear goofy rabbit ears?  Extra.  Special.  Amazing.  Treats.  'Nuff said.

Please save me.

Hey - can we take a minute and review things I'm good at?  Things you might be looking for in your next dog?  Hmmm?  Shall we?

• I'm incredibly handsome - imagine walking down the street with this incredibly good looking pup on the other end of the leash, huh?  Good stuff!
• I'm a black greyhound - which means I have a personality all my own.  Any long-legged needlenose can be just a "greyhound", but I belong to the special club of sleek, dark, awesomeness!
• I LOVE PEOPLE!  I cannot wait to find my Forever Family so that I can love them to pieces!  Do you have extra ear scritches you'd like to give me?  Perhaps some cuddle time?  I'm your guy :-)
• I get along with other dogs - big dogs, that weird little fluffy Jackson dog I'm currently living with... and everything in between.
• I put up with hats, scarves, bunny ears, and all the rest.  I'm sure I'll be decked out like Abraham Lincoln at some point soon...

Meh, maybe they aren't so bad.  That pretty basket did have Milkbones in it.

What do I need from my new Forever Family?  Flexibility, mostly.  Do you remember my last post about meeting Dr. Couto?  I am perfectly healthy, but get a little nervous sometimes.  I am looking for a Forever Family who will help me with my confidence - and not be bothered by me needing to take a little bit of medication.  And be ready to help me out if I get a little flustered once in a while.

Is that you?  Is your family loving and kind and patient?  And in need of a super-duper, awesome Tux to come and fulfill your household?

Okay - I have to go now.  I need to go sniff and see if he hid anymore egg shaped dog treats around that I missed.  You know how to reach me - just contact the great people at GEGR!!!

Love and Dogs in Formal Fur,

Tux